All I want is a fanfic where it’s super cute fluff and like “and as he held her close, it became hard for her to breath” and cute shit like that and then at the last paragraph you find out he was just murdering her

posted 2 weeks ago @ 01 Apr 2014 with 1 note
xfanfic xi want this xsomeone write it xpizzarollwithit xmurder xfluff xpls xi really want it

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT
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pizzaforpresident:

Behold the American education system

pizzaforpresident:

Behold the American education system

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joebarborak:

realjunko:

fuckinkfruious:

pizzaforpresident:

emerant:

this is too wild

i’m so glad i watched this

OH MY GOD SPEAKING ITALIAN MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE HILARIOUS

PLEASE WATCH THIS DEAR GOD

I laughed for a long time

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weirdteenblogger:

its monday tomorrow why does this keep happening 

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babygoatsandfriends:

harrington1200:

I UNLOCKED THE “TALL GOAT” IN GOAT SIMULATOR BUT I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY GOAT

hahahhahhah

babygoatsandfriends:

harrington1200:

I UNLOCKED THE “TALL GOAT” IN GOAT SIMULATOR BUT I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY GOAT

hahahhahhah

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ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

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marvelous-gallifrey:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

PRIESTLY, MY LOVE

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scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

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bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 30 Mar 2014 with 245,357 notes via/source

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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jmrichards:

rachelhaimowitz:

THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE

ELF STORAGE 

@notbri….

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