lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

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givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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stoned-levi:

noahs-snark:

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

The blonde says his name is Herman.
Herman.

the brunette has the same shirt as eren what weeb published this book

stoned-levi:

noahs-snark:

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

The blonde says his name is Herman.

Herman.

the brunette has the same shirt as eren what weeb published this book

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wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

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yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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andinthatmomentisweariwasbatman:

i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings

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moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

image

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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middlezealand:

Attack on Titan in 4 words

middlezealand:

Attack on Titan in 4 words

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angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

"Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking"

it’s like an ungodly sun

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digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

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